Multi-Lingual EUN's

Hello,
I work for a company that has offices around the globe and we have had some concern about the EUN’s. I was hoping someone here has come across this and my have a solution.

I realize that the majority of the EUN’s are translated via the users browser language, but any of the custom text that we add is not. Is there any way to auto translate text in the “Notification Text” boxes?

Another issue is that each major region has its own internet policy document, email, and phone number, but there is only an option to put one that seems to cover everyone globally.
If anyone has gotten creative with scripting I would love to see some examples.